did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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