yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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