Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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