Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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