Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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