So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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