I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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