he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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