Say something about gay babies.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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