I hope mine doesn't look like that
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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