U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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