WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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