So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
