No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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