So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
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And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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