did you get engaged???
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Randomize
