8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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