New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Couch. On fire.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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