...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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