I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?