i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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