So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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