even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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