Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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