Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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