Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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