why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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