i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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