areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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