My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
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Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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