After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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