you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize