My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I did not marry a roomba.
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