Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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