i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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