I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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