so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Come share oat with me in your robe
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He has the fingertips of a God
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