adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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