It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Your cock deserves a montage
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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