He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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