I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE