talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity