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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.

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  I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.

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  oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.

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• (518): View more from New York

  ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night

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• (661): View more from California

  CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  IM LONELY AND HORNY

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• (408): View more from California

  He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE

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