that's an acceptable place to lick
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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