I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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