Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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