there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
All I want is dick and wine.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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