No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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