I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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