I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Someone shit on the floor
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Randomize