I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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