She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Never underestimate the power of titties
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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