her vagine was all disorganized.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he fucked my hip out of place.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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