the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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