If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat