your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If that was your dad, he is hot
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places