is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened