oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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